I found this amusing

I am searching around Paris for a fantastic dinner and activity I am planning for the end of September. There are quite a few enticing options and I am sure I will be able to choose one that (hopefully) appeals to all. While searching I found an event that is called: Oenologie - which no matter where I translate it still just comes up as Oenologie. Anyway the event includes tasting wine, learning about vintage years vs.cheap years, games around wine and all sorts of other great goodies. In the land of wine sounds pretty fantastic to me. As I kept reading - and translating- this last section really caught my eye: (DISCLAIMER - the translation isn't the best on this, Thanks Google Translate)

"Cinerea also offers many fun animation wine, including the Bacchus competition, hunting treasure with riddles, vine and wine; the quizzs are set of role that put you in the skin of a winegrower tests. Best part coming NOW > And since the alcohol abuse is dangerous for health, we guarantee guests of your evening to enterprise security. When they emerge from the meeting room staggered up to their vehicle, Back & Safe society is committed to see them in their own vehicles, without taking any risks on the road. Once visited destination, drivers will deploy a folding scooter and fit on the place of the event to other accompagnements."

I am telling you the French are ALWAYS thinking!!!